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- dark thirty
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:46:23 EST
Dark thirty in the BVI and the internet comes and it goes...lately to just goes.
What a Mermaid Sees... Dinner!!!
 
 

- Sunshine!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:43:43 EST
This AM was nice and sunny, just a few scattered clouds.  79 at 8AM with winds from ENE at about 16 kts, seas in the Sir Francis Drake Channel appear to be under 3 feet and West Bound!  Should be a really nice sail down to West End and one of life's true adventures...... doing laundry, getting block ice and checking out of the BVI.  All have been know to be trying at times!
 
I'll probably spend a day in St. John
 
Will attempt to keep all posted on travels but lacking internet in many places and being WIFI only when I can get it... reports may be a bit slow and few... but hopefully I'll find some way to get my internet fix often enough to know what is going on, and be reminded why I'm down Here and Not at home working.
 
Well off to find the LP gas bottle that has been 7 days waiting to be filled and a few gallons of gas for the Dink and Generator in case the front does move back over us bringing more rain and clouds blocking my solar panels from the love provided by the sun.  Think I have lost two shades of tan over the past week... Today may start the correction on that issue.
 
Later
Da Wayward (pale) Sailor
 
Sir Francis Drake Channel in the BVI looking at Tortola
 
 

- Tuesday in theBritish Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2010 13:07:28 EST
Sun attempting to find a way around large clouds but not having much or very long success.  More overcast this AM and 50% chance of rain for next few days.  Did get a bit of sun at mid day yesterday and hoping for same today.  Funny thing is the internet seems to follow the same spotty pattern as the sun is... sometime it is here other times it is not... seems recently it is not,  more than is!
 
Winds are back to the East North East and now light with temps in the lower 80"s.  More sun is expected by mid week but that will cause more and probably stronger rain showers as they heat up this damp weather mass.
 
Not in any major rush to make any long trips but will probably move West to Sopers Hole in next day or so then on to USVI for a few days then hopefully over to the Spanish Virgin Islands for a while.  My LP tanks should be ready by mid afternoon and maybe a quick trip into Road Town later today for a couple of items.
 
later! 
 
da Waward Sailor
 
Peek-a-boo clouds and sunshine
 
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE:
 
Hello Dear Miss Mermaid from Dear Miss Lissy. Ha. Really appreciated your recent blog about the slow destruction of the coral reefs due to hapless sailors and etc.. Please keep up the good work. I don't know if you have already addressed the issue of plastics and ocean trash in general, but I would like to invite you and your readers  to walk with me to the north side of Trellis Bay (facing Marina Cay) to see the MOUNDS of TRASH piled on the beach. Mostly plastic. I do believe that if more people saw this they would be less likely to take ANYthing on board their boat that is not in some way bio-degradable. 
Sorry to blow off steam but it's really just awful.
 
Dear Miss Lissy,
I know the area you are talking about, and one wonders how so much could pile up so fast!  Not all beach garbage comes from boat polluters. During a sudden flash flood in Tortola, years ago, I happened to be near a dry ghut. Of course the sudden constant downpour of flooding rains turned it into a raging river in short order.  I was both horrified and mortified that it became a river of garbage!  All manner of things turned up in the ghut, a great deal of it take-away restaurant garbage.  It seems some folks seem to think when they are done with their lunch it's OK to toss it "into the bush".
 
Another time, I was sailing the British Virgin Islands, back in the early 80's.  We stopped at a certain beach.  Some of us decided to go hiking and horrors upon horrors, we came across a mountain of cruise ship garbage!  It had clearly washed up from the sea. The cruise ship had thoughtfully plastered their logo on every bar cup,  so we knew exactly who the culprit was. I surely can't print their name here now, (lawsuits and stuff) though their logo is burnished in my brain forever, and they use the same logo now. It really turned my stomach and the term  "polluting for pleasure" comes to mind. Well, things have changed now, and supposedly they don't dump at sea anymore. I know the new cruise ships have their own recycling and incinerators now, but the old one don't.
 
Paradise is beautiful, but only if we all work very VERY hard to keep it clean. Nature is beautiful, then the humans come along and bring in the garbage...
 
Live simply.
 
I for one, have rarely ever bought bottled water, as I think it is an absurd way to do things. I buy water filters and a pitcher to hold them, and filter my own water. I fill up traveling bottles when I go out and about so I have plenty of water with me and I reuse the jugs or bottles. I find it so disgusting to see water bottles tossed out everywhere. When I lived on my boat, I filtered my own water and again on land, I filter water.
 
When I couldn't find  water filters locally, a dear friend flew them in his luggage for me, on many visits.
 
There are so many endless ways to recycle and reuse. Those endless tiny plastic grocery bags fit most buckets perfectly and then you have free garbage bags and a use for those grocery bags.  The store gives me so many, I have enough to double and triple bag the garbage if one bag is too flimsy. At least I don't throw them away empty.
 
I know once a year, the BVI has a massive beach cleanup, but we need a weekly cleanup. Some of it comes from the land and some from the sea, it seems endless at times. Give a hoot, don't pollute. Protect our beauty for all to enjoy.
 
If everyone, every day, picked up some anonymous garbage, stuff you didn't toss out, but some other idiot did, then everyone becomes a part of the solution. 
 
Can you imagine if everyone raved "I went to the BVI and it was the cleanest place I ever saw on earth!" 
 
 
 

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- Coral Reefs Are Precious and Delicate
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2010 13:54:21 EST
 
 
Message in a Bottle found on the Sea Shore:
 
Dear Miss Mermaid:
Ever wonder what happened to the fish & reef at Benares Bay?  Between 
the fishermen like this one and their nets and the catamaran that 
threw their anchor right into the coral today I finally understand the 
true meaning of the words "decimation of the reef".  I am saddened for 
the entire population of the BVI as most fish are gone from here and 
loads of damaged coral is all that remains of this once beautiful 
underwater world!
From
N & R
Dear N&R,
It's TRUE!  Too many people do not understand just how fragile coral reefs are and that they are NOT an anchoring ground. 
 
Below is information supplied from the Association of Reefkeepers in the BVI:
 

DIVERS
SNORKELLERS BOATERS
The coral reefs are precious and delicate.  
Their future depends on you.
Worldwide coral reefs are suffering degradation from various factors - pollution, overfishing, excess nutrients
... and tourist activity.

PLEASE TAKE CARE NOT TO INFLICT FURTHER DAMAGE.

TOUCH NOTHING
The slightest touch with hands, fins or equipment can irreparably damage coral polyps, the tiny animals that build the coral reefs. Remember, most corals only grow a half inch per year. 

REMAIN HORIZONTAL 
Remain horizontal in the water and snorkel in water over your depth. Snorkeling on shallow reefs can easily inflict damage to the coral and cause personal injury. In a vertical position, your flapping fins are killers! They break coral and stir up sediment that can smother the coral polyps. For equipment adjustment, swim out and away from the coral into deep water. 

UNSURE, UNEASY
Wear a float vest, and practice your skills off a sandy beach. 

LOOK, ENJOY AND LEAVE
Take nothing dead or alive from the reef. 

DO NOT ANCHOR ON CORAL
Use mooring buoys where available or anchor on a sandy bottom. Anchors, chain and line should not touch coral (dinghy anchors included). If there is no sandy bottom, don't anchor, but leave an attendant in the dinghy while the rest of the party snorkels or dives. 

FEEDING THE FISH 
Caution, you may be injured! Feeding can make fish aggressive and dangerous. It also upsets species distribution and may introduce disease. 

PHOTOGRAPHERS
Avoid cumbersome rigs. Don't brace yourself on the coral to take a photo. Damaging the reef even inadvertently for the sake of a photo is not worth it. 

DIVERS
Adjust buoyancy. Secure all dangling gauges, consoles, and octopus regulators. Know where your fins are. Air bubbles trapped in caves will destroy marine growth. Bubbles rising on a vertical rock face can scour; don't get too close. 

THINK, CARE AND ENJOY
HELP THE REEF GIVE CONTINUING ENJOYMENT

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  PS:  In a previous post, I forgot the SofaBoat link .

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Author of Hurricanes and Hangovers
(and other tall tales and loose lies from the Coconut Telegraph)






- Sofa Boat!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2010 08:30:58 EST
 
 
Rain and more Rain.  Cold Front moved thru over night with Rain and even a bit of Thunder.  Rain not generally heavy but constant almost all night.  Front will stall between Virgin Islands and Leewards then move back over us as a Warm Front bringing more Rain and clouds.  Does not appear to be much chance of a lot of Sun for next few days so the little Honda Generator is on,  feeding the batteries and charging up all the "toys", radio's, camera, DVD, Computer, and powering assorted items to off set the wet overcast gloom.  Now 75 F degrees here with winds NE and about 10 knots but off shore the seas are 7 to 9 feet and winds are 17 to 23 knots from the NE.  My trip to Isla De Culebra is pushed back a few days.... may hang around St John or St James for a day or so to allow the seas to calm down.  I'm in no rush and rather pick fair weather than fight the seas and get wet and cold!  75 is cold to me!  Brrrrrrrrr...
 
da Wayward Sailor
 
 
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- Greek Style Grouper not Grouper Green
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2010 13:23:04 EST
 
Dark and Stormy 6 March... well it is very overcast with rain but not much wind!  Wind did swing to due North early this AM.  It is the Cold Front that was in the US last Week.  NOAA says it will stall over the area just South of the Virgin Islands resulting in a Flash Flood Warning for the inland portions of the islands due to rains and a High Surf Advisory for the Northern shores from PR to the Virgin Islands.  Should make the surfers happy but the Dark and Stormy Sailboat racers.... Not So Much.... going to be a wet trip for most, hope they have a dry out for the BBQ tonight in Anegada... Note: When they say BBQ they really mean anything cooked on a BBQ Grill not that they are just doing the ribs and chicken thing!  They do Lobster and baste them in a garlic butter sauce  OMG my mouth is dripping at the thought.
 
Looks like the weather is going to me a bit wet for next 36 hours with winds from NNE at up to 23 knots this weekend. After that it all depends on what occurs with the stalled front.  I suspect it may make a return visit by mid week but the good thing is... if it does I should have nice East winds possibly East South East, and my trip to Spanish Virgin Islands will be smooth.... I hope!
 
Well now I go out and wash down the boat between rain showers... great to have free fresh water!  Need to keep the Volcano dust on the decks under control or they then to turn the white decks a bit of a rose color.  Not that I have anything against pink but I do draw the line at a PINK Boat!
 
da Wayward Sailor
 
PS...  It was Greek Style Grouper not Grouper Green!!!    (pass de rum!)
 

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- Oh-my-gadda, it's a regadda to Anegada
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2010 11:45:22 EST
Dark and Stormy 5th of March...
 
Well Not the Weather just the sailing oh-my-gadda, it's a regadda to Anegada that starts today at Trellis Bay. Which by the way, you can now *toot toot* buy the book  "Hurricanes and Hangovers(and other tall tales and loose lies from the Coconut Telegraph) by Dear Miss Mermaid" at the Trellis Bay Cyber Cafe and Boardsailing BVI on Beef Island. As many of you may know, it's the BEST airport departure lounge in the Caribbean!
 
Though they aren't located in the airport, it's a short walk and a stumble back, to catch your plane and miles more fun to spend time at the beach than at the security lounge.
 
Today it is partly sunny with light winds from due South.  Guess the boats that can do well with winds on the beam will shine in the race to Anegada.  Temps are about normal at 85 this AM and seas are pleasant with no white caps just a bit of a roll... (or maybe I'm just hung over) should be a fun regatta, but maybe slower race than some would hope for! 
 
Monday is another holiday in the BVI, YIPPEE!!
 
I'm still waiting for the winds to clock more to the East for my trip to the SVI's but in no rush as Monday is a BVI Holiday and the cost of checking in or out of Customs and Immigrations are at premiums for holidays I'll just wait for the standard fair to resume!
 
For those of you visiting Tortola, at East End a fish shop called Sailors Ketch is located between Penn's Landing Marina and Loranzo's Gas Station where you can also get your LP tanks filled by dropping them off.  Anyway... Sailors Ketch has a wide selection of seafood to buy.  I've been going by about every couple of days for different types myself.  Last night I did up a Grouper Green  and made sides where I did a garlic buttered rice and sauteed French Cut Green Beans.  OMG I ate the whole thing so fast it was toooooOooOO Good.  Guess today I'll have to walk a few extra miles, but it was worth it!
 
Fresh Air with just a bit of Volcano dust, *cough cough cough* light breeze, sun for the solar panels and good food and drink in a boat that rocks you to sleep each night... what more can a Wayward Sailor ask for? ............................ Well besides THAT!
 
Wayward Sailor & DMM
 

- Let's Go to the beach!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2010 08:34:46 EST
Weather is perfect for beach limin'.
The BVI internet has been up and down and out to lunch or out to sea. Miracle to get anything done. Even the credit card machines in the BVI are cantankerous as of late, stores losing sales left and right cause they can't or won't write the card down manually for processing later.
 
That one teeny tiny cord from the BVI correcting us the rest of the world, must have frayed again, or the rats got to it or the pirates fighting over it, sliced it up again.
 
My Bajan friend wrote DMM and says yesterday's bird (picture) is called Yellow Breasts or Yellow Bird on Barbados. I wonder why they don't call them Bananakeets?  SPeaking of Bananakeet, here is a sunset picture from the Bananakeet Bar on the cliffs, on the north shore of Tortola.
 
Ain't that purdy!
 
 
 
Rolled up in a Rum Bottle on the Sea Shore
Aye Me Hearty... 
Pirate talk from Capt. Richard...
I'm just touching base to let you know that I will be chartering in the Virgin Islands this winter.
Na zdrowie kolego...
Capt. Richard
 
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I got more stuff to tell you, but my paws are tired, so I got to give them a rest!
If we do half of what we talk about doing,
we will have accomplished twice what we thought we could do.
 
 

- Thirst Day, Dark and Stormy Coming up!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2010 12:16:45 EST
Bananakeet *tweet tweet*
 
Hazy day with overcast sky at the start of day.  Only a few break outs of sun so far but hoping the sun will get "friendly" with my solar panels before too much longer. 
 
Winds still out of the South and West but down to about 8 knots presently.  I see Boats heading over to Trellis Bay for the Dark and Stormy Regatta on Friday thru Saturday..... I'll just keep them in mind with a few Dark and Stormy's of my own.
 
What is a Dark and Stormy?  Well many people have different ideas but the most common is Rum and the strongest Ginger Beer you can find mixed somewhere between 25:75 and 50:50.  Some add bitters some add a lime.
 
Formulated differently from ginger ale, ginger beer has a more robust taste and may include fermentation as part of the brewing process. The defining ingredient in ginger  beer is the fresh ginger juice that helps to give the carbonated drink a unique flavor and bouquet.
 
Often, the basic recipe for ginger beer will include the use of barley or other grains that are allowed to age in liquid over a period of time, employing a process that is very much like the production of any type of beer. Some recipes call for the addition of the concentrated ginger  juice early in the process, while other manufacturers  prefer to add the ingredient just before fermentation begins to take place.
 
Ginger beer is generally available in both fermented and non-fermented versions. Most versions of ginger beer will have a darker color than is found with most soft-drink style ginger ale, as well as a more pronounced taste and scent of ginger root in the concoction. Ginger ale is a carbonated soft drink flavored primarily with the essence of ginger and perhaps a citrus oil to balance out the natural peppery tartness.
 
All in all, a Dark and Stormy drink it is a Great Sundowner while in the cockpit looking at a colorful sunset... or a few have been know to even stretch it to a sun rise!  But not *hiccup*  me *hiccup*.
 
I'm still waiting for a wind shift back to the East/ South East as I'm a Fair Weather Sailor when ever I have the option. Looks to be good just past this weekend and by then I'll have all my provisions laid in (read that a few cases of Red Stripe in bottles with a some food thrown in for good measure)  and will perhaps be making my first solo visit to the Spanish Virgin Islands for probably a few weeks.... may meet up with some other StormCarib correspondents and readers, given the chance.
 
Later,
 
da Wayward Sailor
 
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- Wednesday
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2010 13:22:47 EST
Well!!!!
 
March winds came in like a lion over night.    After a nice steak cooked on the grill in very light winds and a couple of sundowners followed by the start of a new "read" went to the bunk with only a small rocking and went to sleep fast.  Even at my 3AM "see what is going on" wake up all was calm. 
 
At 7 this AM, jolted awake with heavy swings about the mooring and 20 knot winds!  Rigging nearby was starting to whistle but sky was partly sunny with lots of haze.  As I write it seems to be easing off but the big voice of NOAA says we will have SouthEast winds at 16 to 20 knots with 6 foot seas (on the open waters only) and no chance for rain until closer to the weekend when the US Cold front is expected to be across the US Virgin Islands.... FIGURES!
 
THAT is when I was going to head West which should have given me beam winds and seas.... now if I go, I'll have them on the nose!   Wonder if the weather gods read Dear Miss Mermaid?.... and are playing with me?
 
Well sailing/ cruising in the lime'n way allows you to adjust for this type event... since I have no hard schedules I don't have to fight the winds and seas unless necessary and now I'll just stay put for another couple of days and see when the next better weather window opens.  May even have a chance to get a few more walks in and around East End and Road Town.
 
Now fix another pot of coffee, do some French Toast, work a word search puzzle, pick up the book I started last night, pop over to Penn's Landing Marina for a nice fresh water shower or maybe just take a short nap after all this work?  
 
Well,..... such is the life of a cruising sailor.... someone has to do it!
 
Glad it is ME!
 
Wayward Sailor

- Red Moon
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2010 10:52:11 EST
After a bit of a cloudy sunset a Red Moon came up over Beef Island.  Not sure if it was due to the Amazon Smoke people are talking about or the same ole Volcano dust OR does it mean I need a big thick Steak?  Think I'll test that idea after a trip to town later today.
 
Almost calm winds over night, just a very light breeze that did not seem to know from which way to blow.  Sun is up this AM 84 degrees with fewer clouds present and minor improvement in winds... it could be a nice day for a slow sail or just a beach day or better yet a nice day under a palm in a hammock with a cool drink and good book. 
 
Will soon be dropping the mooring lines and heading back out and spending a bit of time at another island here in the BVI, the USVI and probably the Spanish Virgin Islandsby the middle of the month if plans stay the same..... but we know how plans go in da islands!
 
later, 
Wayward Sailor
 
Red Moons by Fraser Cain
 
There are few situations that can cause a red moon. The most common way to see the Moon turn red is when the Moon is low in the sky, just after moonrise or before it's about to set below the horizon. Just like the Sun, light from the Moon has to pass through a larger amount of atmosphere when it's down near the horizon, compared to when it's overhead. The Earth's atmosphere can scatter sunlight, and since moonlight is just scattered sunlight, it can scatter that too. Red light can pass through the atmosphere and not get scattered much, while light at the blue end of the spectrum is more easily scattered. When you see a red moon, you're seeing the red light that wasn't scattered, but the blue and green light have been scattered away. That's why the Moon looks red.
 
The second reason for a red moon is if there's some kind of particle in the air. A forest fire or volcanic eruption can fill the air with tiny particles that partially obscure light from the Sun and Moon. Once again, these particles tend to scatter blue and green light away, while permitting red light to pass through more easily. When you see a red moon, high up in the sky, it's probably because there's a large amount of dust in the air.
 
A third – and dramatic – way to get a red moon is during a lunar eclipse. During a lunar eclipse, the Moon passes behind the Earth's shadow, which darkens it. If you could take a look at the Earth from inside its shadow, you would see that the atmosphere around the edge of the entire planet glows red. Once again, this is because large amounts of atmosphere will scatter away the blue/green light and let the red light go straight through. During a lunar eclipse, the Moon passes fully into the shadow of the Earth and it's no longer being illuminated by the Sun; however, this red light passing through the Earth's atmosphere does reach the Moon, and shines on it.
 
SMILE!    You're on Candid Camera!
CCTV Security Cameras for Tortola Nears
Platinum News Online
The long awaited installation of Closed-Circuit Television (CCTV) cameras throughout Tortola, with the aim of reducing crime will come to fruition this year ...
 
The Moorings Founders, Charlie & Ginny Cary, Named "SAIL's Top 40 Sailors Who ...
SYS-CON Media (press release)
As the magazine describes, "Charlie and Ginny's Tortola-based bareboat company was not the first of its type, however, The Moorings took bareboat chartering ...
 
Iyaz & Warner Brothers in the BVI to Shoot 'Solo' Music Video
Platinum News Online
The artist who was born in USVI and raised in the BVI, made this disclosure to BVI Platinum News as he prepared to visit Tortola. "The label said they want ...
 
Good PR!
Police Force On Top Of Crime - Says Governor
Platinum News Online
Some countries are barely grappling with it, but we in the BVI are lucky to say that we are on top of it and will remain on top of it. ...
 
 

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- The Morning After... The Fool Moon in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2010 17:32:54 EST
 
Last nights Full (FOOL) Moon Party at Trellis Bay was great!  Da Loose Mongoose had a Fund Raiser for Haiti and the normal Full Moon Foolishness up and down the beach was fun as always to watch... even had my hat snatched by the  Moko Jumbie dancers as I was watching the fireballs... he walked right over me about 6 feet higher than my head!
 
Winds continue to clock about 360 every couple of days with very calm winds at night.  Love being out in the bay where the biting bugs don't seem to bother to look for fresh meat.... or maybe I'm not all that fresh????
 
Today it is once again partly cloudy but mostly sunny in the AM. 
 
 
Now time for a nap, or maybe a cool rum drink?
 
da Wayward Sailor
 
Clear message sent to would-be-criminals and offenders
BVI News Online
Photo credit: BVI News Forceful, catchy anti-crime calypsos and colorful placards with messages that discourage crimes were brandished as the Royal Virgin ...
 
A REMARKABLE DAY: Cane Garden Police Station opens
BVI News Online
BVI News spoke with Inspector Irena Rivera, who said it was a remarkable day for her and the three officers that man the station. ...
 
Kite The BVI, Daily Photo Essay Kite Jam 2010 | Just Kite It
By Carl Giordano
From the BVI Kite Jam 2010 hosted by the BVI Tourist Board with Sir Richard Branson.
 
 
 

- Sundays were made for limin at the beach
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 28 Feb 2010 12:36:24 EST
Another rough day in paradise. Snow skiing has been permanently canceled this year, it's just not going to snow in the Virgin Islands.  
 
More funny stuff...
 
Back in 2002 a reader wrote to say they were visiting Tortola and had not been here in 9 years and they wanted to know what had changed. At that time in 2002,  I told them:
Tortola has changed in 9 years. 
       Some of the roads are now paved.
       Bomba shack has a new collection of underwear hanging from the rafters.
       Some folks have phones in their homes now.
       Others are even driving cars.  
       The air strip is now an airport. 
       Quito has several albums out and a cover charge at his bar.
       Some things haven't changed. 
       Life is still slow. 
       Long distance calls remain cumbersome & expensive.
       Rum continues to out sell milk.
 
Now, 8 years later,  IN 2010, WHAT has changed?
    Most of the roads are now paved, but full of pot holes
    Bomba shack has a new collection of underwear hanging from the rafters.
     Most folks don't have phones in their homes, they  walk with cell phones
     We have so many cars, we have traffic jams
    Some things haven't changed. 
       Life is still slow. 
       Long distance calls remain cumbersome & expensive.
       Rum continues to out sell milk.
       The airstrip is now an airport.
       Quito has several albums out and a cover charge at his bar.


 
 
Did you know that the smallest lizard in the world lives in the BVI?  Well I guess he has to live SOMEWHERE and why not pick the wonderful BVI to call home.
 
CompleteSailor.com
The BVI Spring Regatta is another widely popular event, held in Tortola, BVI, and in conjunction with the International Rolex Regatta, beginning just one day after the St. Thomas event on March 29th and continuing until April 4th. ...
 
Queen´s Baton Relay 2010 Delhi on its Way to the BVI!
Platinum News Online
At a press briefing held Monday, the BVIOC outlined the public events and relays planned for Tortola and Virgin Gorda on March 23 and 24. ...
 
VG Airport Closure: $$ Spent to Accommodate 940 Displaced Visitors
Platinum News Online
"In addition, the BVI Tourist Board has had to hire a temporary worker to assist the island´s tourism development office on VG to assist with the additional ...
 
 

- No Snow in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:11:36 EST
Cloudy but sunny and warm, no snow on the horizon.
 
Lunch and Lessons at the Lounge with Jeremy Wright of Trellis Bay
All At Sea
The word on the tarmac is that Tortola's Trellis Bay Kitchen is the unofficial but best departure lounge in the Caribbean. Situated on the beach, ...
 
 
Behold The Canoe Made From Chopsticks : Fishing Fury
By Clive Mathias
Big barracuda are few and far between on the island of Tortola, but in Anegada, located north east of Tortola, large cudas can often be seen while taking long walks on the beach. My girlfriend Gillian and I decided to spent four days in ...
 
Calming Caribbean Volcano Allows Homecomings
Earthweek - A Diary of the Planet
Pyroclastic cloud searing the landscape during the January 11, 2010, partial dome collapse at Montserrat's Soufriere Hills Volcano. ...
 
 
 
 
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Here's Looking at Earth — Molten Montserrat (NASA)
SatNews Publishers
A massive eruption of Montserrat's Soufrière Hills Volcano covered large portions of the island in debris. The eruption was triggered by a collapse of ...
 
 

- Friday in Paradise
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:39:05 EST
Mostly cloudy, high surf warning for the North shore, the surfers might be able to have a swell time  for a few days.
 
 

- Almost a fool moon in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:53:37 EST
Over the past few days, if you wanted the winds to come from a certain location, all you had to do was wait.  Winds have gone the full 360 in direction but by late evening the mixed up seas, caused by the wind shifts had calmed down and we had a great night in Fat Hog Bay, East End Tortola.  At 9 this AM it was 81 with light winds from the East.  Getting the yacht in ship shape for a broad reach down to Treasure Island in search of Gold again.... but expect to only find sunburns and a few golden tans which are often things of beauty in themselves and a true treasure!  Overall weather looking good but light winds and moderate chances for a few sprinkles of showers.  Wish they could be scheduled for about bath time!  On a lime'n cruising boat you Have to think about water supplies as much as you do the Rum supply! 
 
Plan on a bit of island exploring searching for gold  AKA I'm going for a walk about and will send more of those photos that make those people who are walking around in Snow... ask themselves a few questions and think of us poor souls having to live in Paradise full time.... well someone has to do it... and I volunteered! and I ain't even from Tin-a-see.
 
Wayward Sailor
 
 
Time for the full moon again! 
 
A Blast From the Past...  from Dear Miss Mermaid
 
    After hurricane Hugo had hit St Thomas in 1989, I found myself in a small plane, flying low over the island, a few weeks later.  Winds of 200 miles per hour had devastated the island.  Blue roof tarps dotted the barren landscape.  The beauty seemed inexplicably gone.  Not a green leaf was left.
       Incredibly, it looked like a huge giant of immense weight had angrily stomped across the island.  Some neighborhoods were wiped out, others totally intact.  It scared me, to see my once beautiful island, transformed into this wreck and I cried on the plane. 
       After the hurricane, I took refuge in the strangest places, including a shipping container I slept in one night with my then boyfriend.   Our floating home, a boat, had vanished with the storm, and no one ever found a stick or piece of it anywhere.  Like so many others, we had become homeless.  By day we worked, by night we searched.
       One night it was raining.  The island had a curfew after the hurricane. Police were on the patrol to pick up curfew breakers.  We ducked into the shipping container to hide from them and we slept there all night, nice and dry.
       Funny how we were so humble, so grateful for an old rusty container to call our home, for a night. 
       The next day, we were invited to Hassle Island for complimentary showers. Our only possession at this point, was a dinghy and a few clothes. We kept out clothes wadded up in a garbage bag in the dinghy and nobody bothered them, they thought it was a bag of refuse. We were pretty smelly by now and this offer of a shower, sounded like a splendid idea.  Someone had discovered an old cistern full of water and hooked up an old garden hose.  We stood under the garden hose, naked, and were so grateful to get a fresh water bath in the heat of the day, when the cold water seemed less than cold.
       Ker-plap!  Ker-splash!  The water hose begin acting erratically first squirting water, then stopping and that's when we noticed that tadpoles or some such similar creature, were coming through the hose and hitting us, then landing on the ground and wiggling.  It was incredible.  There were hundreds of them.  We laughed and took turns aiming the water hose at each other and getting slapped with these tadpoles.
    I remember, that glorious day, as if it were yesterday ad how happy we were. The sun was shining and we were enjoying the cool fresh water and laughing.
    The tadpoles delighted us, rather than disgusted us. I think it was, after a disaster, you come to appreciate every little t'ing. And the tadpoles were the start of life.  A reminder, that life goes on, no matter what.
       Some folks say this story sounds fishy, but I was there and it really happened.
 
 

- Another lovely day in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:16:38 EST
Another beautiful day in paradise.   Surf's up!  Great day for beginners to try their luck.
 
 
A new author on the horizon!
Rolled up on the seashore in a beer bottle was this message:
 
Good Morning,
 
I'm hoping it's a beautiful island morning where you are.
 
My wife found your site and said, "You've got to see this! She will like you book!" After reviewing your site(s), I do believe she is right, because I liked your site very much.
 
I had a novel come out a few weeks ago entitled "The Conch Killers." It a romp up and down the Florida Keys and over to Bimini with sailboats, guns and alcohol. It won' t change your life, but it will make you laugh.
 
Anyway, hope to hear from you. You have an awesome site and I'll probably end up buying your book. I'm a sucker for funny, tropical books. Take care.
 
Chip Giles
 
 
www.chipgiles.com
The fun is back in summer reading!
 
Yo Chip!  Thanks for writing!  Pun intended!  Your book sounds like a hoot and I look forward to reading it.  I've romped around the Florida Keys and the Bahamas and of course we all know how much I love to mess about on boats, and enjoy my share of libations.   My only use of guns, was when I shot my house window out around 3am, to scare a burglar trying to get into my back door.  The neighbors called the police and said I had gone crazy and was shooting up the place. They surrounded my house and told me to come out with my arms up! I was holding my puppy who was plenty  scared, and when I held him over my head, it didn't calm him down much.  It was all pretty funny, apparently I lived in the city limits of the SC town I was in at the time, and it's illegal to shoot a gun in the city, but they declined to arrest me, in view of things. When they caught the burglar, I understand he was in need of clean undies.    I don't think I've shot  a gun since, especially since they are illegal to possess in the BVI except under very special circumstances.
 
Good luck with your book and I hope you keep writing!
 
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- Another beautiful day in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:38:21 EST
Beautiful sunny and breezy!
Sugar Mill Ruins St John
 
 
 

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- Monday in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:35:15 EST
Sugar Mill Ruins on St John
 
From the Wayward Sailor *hiccup*:
 
Cool night with just a few sprinkles and just enough wind to make it a great night for sleep aboard a good ship!  This AM it has started out as a really fine day... another wonderful day in Paradise!  Sun is feeding the Solar Panels and the strong coffee and Dirty Eggs I had for breakfast make me want (need) to take a hike to burn some off!  Mooring field at Waterlemon in St. John cleared out most boats before 9 and another overnight batch will probably be in later today.  National Parks Rangers chased off a couple of illegally anchored boats so take a mooring ball when available or know the rules for anchoring in this National Park which are very restrictive to save the bay floors and coral reefs.
 
Probably heading back to British Virgin Islands later today.  Hope to catch some nice shots going up the Sir Francis Drake Channel.  Temps now 82 and may reach a bit higher by mid day and the winds are to be under 14knots with moderate to low seas in the channel.  Northern swells are probably going to drop down quickly and not be a factor which is good news for sailors on the North Side and Atlantic but not so good news for the Surfers.  Only a 20% chance of rain but when you are in the spot that has the 20% coming down it is still wet!  I will not get any rain because I have some shirts and shorts hanging on life lines that could use a good fresh rain water rinse to help get the salt out.... so no rain for me!
 
About time to set sails and figure out which way I'm going to point the pointy end of da Boat... nice to have no hard schedule and fixed plans.... well you know someone has to live this way so I guess I'll just volunteer... again!
 
Wayward Sailor between USVI and BVI
 
 
 
Washed up in an Old Bottle on the Seashore was this Message:
Hi there.  Been reading your blog, and thinking you seem to be recovering well. Glad to see it.  Some time ago I sent this, but it was at a time when things were pretty hectic and bleak in your life and you may have missed it.  So here it is again, along with another piece I just finished about Coral Bay.  Hope you enjoy these.

John
 
Dear John,
    They are terrific!  Thanks!  Every day is the dawn of new excitement as I battle for the next adventure, fighting mightily to live to tell another tale. Loved the part "stripped of her wealth" you got that right, stripped of health and wealth, but I am bouncing back, never thought it would take so long, I guess mermaids heal differently. Thanks for the ballad and poem, love them both!
DMM

Ballad of Himmacane Bill

The Sahara sand swirls
in planetary curls
far over the south Atlantee.
Though light as a feather,
it stirs up the weather
to a truly unpleasant degree.
It's the sea-lane where forms
that most frightful of storms--
the tropical pinwheel of death.

One August was born
from a convection of foam
and a depressively sweltering breath
A massive cloud bank
shot with lightning and dank
hefting roiling curtains of rain.
It showed first as a wave,
then a low, then it gave
notice as westward it came.
"I won't be denied.
I've got panic inside.
I demand that you give me a name!"

To a storm did it grow
as o'er seascape it flowed
and at bars folks were drinking their fill.
The weathermen plotted
with data besotted
And pronounced it hurricane "Bill".
Square in its sights
the Caribs took fright
as inexorably onward it whirled

Alone in its path
not afraid of its wrath
lay a bed-ridden Tortolan girl.
She battled for health
and was stripped of her wealth
by hospital expenses extreme.
But night after night
through her terrible blight
her mind flashed like a bright hopeful gleam.
She stared down that storm.
It shuddered and turned
til it swung over to North by Northwest.
On the radar it crawled,
over ocean it sprawled,
to the watchers it offered no rest.

Then the peril was past.
The sun shone out at last.
The islanders came out to play.
And Miss Mermaid went home,
her dark labor was done,
to relish her life one more day.

-------------

In Coral Bay

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
where refugees from urban hives 
come seeking solace in their lives
hoping to afford the price
of moments lived in paradise
embracing Coral Bay. 

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
where continentals come and go, 
like tidal waters' ebb and flow
acting out vacation dreams
enhancing island income schemes
throughout Coral Bay.

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
where roosters crow and donkeys bray
and goats and sheep on hillsides stray.
where frigate birds in graceful curves
inscribe the sky with secret words
over Coral Bay.

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
the tropic dusk is filled with voices--
treefrogs making mating choices,
the chant of wind in tamarind,
the chug of engines homing in
to Coral Bay

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
enchantment sparks from Island Blues
where locals flock to find their muse
and at the bar lists Pirate Bill
an ancient egret with his kill
transfixing Coral Bay.

In Coral Bay, in Coral Bay,
ruthless time has lost it's bearing
set adrift with no one caring 
rootless hours roam in wonder
luring souls like hidden plunder
marked in Coral Bay. 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
 
 

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- Almost gorgeous
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 21 Feb 2010 09:03:26 EST
Drizzly rain all night long, but the sun has finally poked through!  But it looks like a partly cloudy day in the islands. Winds are fickle 5-10 knots. Volcano ash still falls everywhere and dusting everything is a must, plus washing the heap of a jeep and anything else made of metal is important, that ash is rather corrosive.
 
Just another rough day in paradise...
 
 
WASHED UP ON THE SEASHORE, MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE:
 
WISH I WERE IN THE BVI!

This is last Tuesday in New York, North shore of Long Island

Mitch

Mitch,

Launch that boat and head southeast, quick!  I love the flower boxes growing snow on the right...  I see the chairs on the deck, please tell me you don't actually SIT out there in this kind of weather?  What if your rear end sticks to the chair?  Do you have to wait until spring to thaw out?  Here are some Virgin Island Charts.

DMM

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- I got the crabs in the BVI!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:19:41 EST
Another sunny day in paradise!
 
Hermit crabs, as shown above are nicknamed that because they pick out second hand seashells to live in, to protect their soft under bellies. Since they move into these homes alone, and hermits live alone, well there you have it, hermit crabs!
 
Years ago, I was living in a house in St Kitts, working on a big catamaran that was being built there. Someone had lined the garden beds very neatly with assorted conch shells, and assorted snail shells.
 
I noticed that some days when I came home, it was apparent someone had stolen a seashell.  Who would steal a seashell?  After all, they had to open the gate and walk in, to steal it. That kind of made me wonder. Other days, I found odd shells in the yard, that weren't part of the neatly lined seashell borders. I felt compelled to find a place for the shell and wondered where it came from.
 
I often sat on the balcony steps, studying the sea at a distance and admiring the multitude of hibiscus flowers planted in the garden. We had every color imaginable!  Apparently, the owner's goal was to own every hibiscus color available. From the brilliant pinks to vibrant yellows to deep purples and flashy oranges, our garden was a riot of hues and I admired it daily, at breakfast over coffee and in the afternoon over a cocktail.
 
Well, one day, I was sitting out there, sipping a tall cool drink, cooling my heals after a long day at the boat yard. I noticed a crab come slowly and methodically into the garden and lumber around. Suddenly, he exited his shell, looking quite naked, then crawled into another shell and walked away.
 
My mouth fell open, I had never seen this done before!  Now he had messed up the neat order of the seashell lined garden beds and he unwittingly offered up an explanation for the stolen seashells and the spare ones I sometimes found. Apparently, we were running the equivalent of a used car lot for crabs. Amazing.
 
One day, I came home alone, and left the front door open while I went to make a drink. I heard someone holler "Inside!  Inside!"  and at that time, I didn't realize this was common in the islands, instead of knocking.
 
I walked into the living room, and there stood a stout woman, much heftier than my then petite frame (ah I miss those days!) and she was not only holding  a huge well sharpened machete, but she was swinging it  back and forth by her side.
 
I turned quite pale and prayed a thousand silent prayers that please God, it wasn't my turn to be murdered. I knew that nearby was a very heavy transformer that was used to power a TV we never watched. I had tripped over the transformer one day while barefoot, and discovered it was pretty heavy. I was thinking to myself, how fast can I grab that transformer and knock her brains out before she slits my throat?
 
Meanwhile, I had given her a cheery "Good afternoon" in hopes to diffuse her murderous urge. I couldn't imagine why I was being chosen for this murder, but at that time in St Kitts, I was one of very, very few pale faces in a sea of dark faces. I stood out in my neighborhood like a peacock in a hen house. I thought it was a friendly place. Many times when I had attempted to walk home, a neighbor would offer me a ride and when I tried to tell them where I lived, they always said "I knows who you are, I knows where ya live." 
 
So why me?  Why now?  I think my mouth was going dry and I knew I was grinning like an idiot, while sweating buckets of human dew.  Finally her words, penetrated my teeny tiny brain. 
 
She wanted to know if I wanted the lawn mowed.
 
I think I managed to squeak out "The lawn mowed?" 
 
She explained she would trim it with her cutlass, which she brandished as if I was a true dunce and had failed to notice she was carrying it.
 
I was so relieved not to have my silly throat slit, I almost jumped for joy and told her "Yes! Yes! Yes!" over and over.
 
She gave me a strange look, and announced she would be back the next day to do it. 
 
The next day, on her hands and knees, she went over the entire grassy portion of the garden and neatly trimmed the lawn. When she was done, it  looked just as neat and orderly, as if a machine had done it. And, she left my throat in tact...
 
 

- P.S.
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:30:13 EST

- Fried Day in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 09:48:01 EST
Path to paradise!
 
NE winds at 12mph, 82 degrees, scattered rains and a lovely day.
 
It's a great day to go fishing. Yum!  Love dem fish!
 
But, every morning is the dawn of a new error!

       I was at a dock party in Venezuela.  The languages being spoken were many and English was not the dominant one. 
       It was a bit chaotic as I tried my rusty Spanish on an Italian who was getting a translation from a Peruvian.  Two Frenchmen were hosting the party and I tried to thank them in French, much to their amusement. 
       The Germans were alternately crunching out Dutch and offering interpretations in English and Russian.
       My Czechoslovakian captain was flirting with a young lady of striking beauty  who arrived. 
       Her beauty became the instant focus of attention and the party kind of quieted down, as we listened to the Czech interview her in English, which was not her native language.
       He asked her what she liked to do in her spare time.  She replied to the hushed crowd,  "My family and I love to go pissing!  Every chance we get, we go out and piss.  I like to piss every day, or every night, though sometimes we don't get to.  But, to me, being able to piss every chance I get,  just makes life worth living. I just got back from pissing, that is why I was late to the party. I think tomorrow, I will go out and piss some more.  I just can't get enough of pissing. If you like, I can bring you fresh piss tomorrow!"
       This was met by quiet astonishment then laughter from the English speaking contingent, then it had to be translated into many other languages so everyone could appreciate her odd activities.
       The poor girl looked aghast and after several attempts, somebody finally got it all translated back to her, and of course she turned beet red while the laughter died down around her.
       Finally, a young Venezuelan, who was still learning the English language, figured it all out and with great glee, he grabbed the hapless beauty,  taking her near the water's edge, he pointed to his head and said "Remember!"
       Then he pointed at the water and said "Piss, IN!"  and made all the motions of pretending to unzip his pants and relieve himself in the water. Then while pointing upwards he yelled "Fish OUT!"  and mimicked fishing with a rod and reel. He announced:
       "You and your  family love to go FISHING  not pissing!"
    Needless to say, by now we were all roaring with laughter and sure broke the ice, as the various translations spread around the party and new pockets of giggles erupted.
    My Czech captain did manage to get a date out of the beauty. The next night before leaving the boat, he raided the fridge and freezer for some bait, then  turned to me and announced "I have a date and we are going out pissing tonight!"
 
 

- Sailing and Motoring and oh wait, the motor died!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:27:01 EST
Recent fallout from the Volcano ash paints a beautiful picture at suset.
 
From Dem Wayward Sailors...
 
On the South East side of St. John, It was a bit rough.... lots of swells coming in from the South due to the winds making a clock to the South South East.  Dry with no rain for several days but minimal chances are increasing thru the weekend, me thinks.
 
Lots of volcano dust in the air and being deposited on every surface *cough cough* but it makes for some great sun sets and sun rises.
 
Have been doing a lot of hiking and snorkeling and redid the hike to the Petroglyphs and Sugar Mill at Reef Bay.  Great hike that will let you know if you are in shape or not. 
 
Now at Crown Bay Marina in St. Thomas with a huge Cruise Ship in the berth at the end of this marina.  Have some business at the airport and some shopping for boat "stuff" to do.... both Expensive!  Can't wait to get back out and sail. 
 
Did have an adventure yesterday on my motor sail here.... engine died!  Just stopped running and would not restart.  No major problem sailing to near here but it would be impossible to sail into the slip in the marina.... and lethal to do so.  Too much danger to other boats so closely packed like sardines.  I sailed over to a shallow spot and dropped anchor and checked the engine out and found what I expected... a clogged fuel filter.  Changed it out and after some problems repriming the flow got her running nicely and all went well.  Problem with fuel here is that is often has some water or fungus in it which isn't filtered out when you put it into the tanks and since a sail boat sails and we do not use the engines much... it just sets and starts growing "stuff".  Even with the additive I put into the tank with each fill up a fuel filter change is needed a couple of times a year... generally at a least opportune time... wonder how it knows when that is???
 

- Fantbulous day in the BVI
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:50:13 EST
 Another gorgeous wonderful fantabulous day in paradise!  A GREAT day to go snorkeling with CaptainRoyBVI.com and see these wonderful treats beneath the sea.
 
 
 
Prayers for those lost at sea:
USVI police: Body of missing Polish engineer found
eTaiwan News
The megayacht's captain and crew have remained in Tortola, the British Virgin Islands' capital, voluntarily while authorities there continue investigating ...
 
 

- Hope you survived Monday!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:07:32 EST
 
The Last Phone Booth in the British Virgin Islands
And it still works... most days...
 
Balmy weather, gentle trades.
 
 
 

- Postcard Picture Perfect in the Virgin Islands
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:46:14 EST
Weather is here, wish you were gorgeous!
 
I went to a Valentine's Dinner with a very berry special friend and 2 other couples. One wife said she got a real interesting card from her husband. On the outside it showed a cartoon of a very old couple. On the inside it read "To the man in my life..."
 
She sat there thinking "Maybe I wear too many jeans and Tshirts, maybe I should dress more feminine, but still, why a card like this?"
 
Her husband kept asking her if she liked the card and she said "Well, yes, I guess so, but did you read it before you bought it?"
 
"Of course I read it!" he snapped, "I picked it out for you!"
 
So she asked "Why does it read 'to the man in my life?"
 
Oh boy was he mortified.  He claimed he bought it on the "For your Wife" rack and that he did read it, just that maybe he read it a bit too fast. She pondered out loud "I wonder what the cashier thought of you buying a card for another man for Valentine's Day?  And you know, if you look at this cartoon on the front of the card, it really looks more like 2 men than a woman and a man!"
 
By now he was trying to snatch the card back from her but she said "Oh no, I am KEEPING this. I just love it that my husband thinks of me as the "man in his life!"
 
From the Wayward Pirates
 
 

- Bubbly Pool Jost Van Dyke, Turtles & Turkeys
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:07:15 EST
Today is a  great morning at the Bubbly Pool at Little Jost Van Dyke for the Wayward Pirates (not to be confused with the Wayward Sailors!) 
 
 
 
Blast from the past!  An old story from Dear Miss Mermaid:
 
I was working on a charter boat with a Swedish Captain who spoke very good English, but confused Turkey and Turtle.  This had some comical consequences with passengers who were not aware of this problem.
 
We are out sailing one fine day and he yells "Look!  A Turkey!"  and the passengers are straining to see a turkey on the water...
 
Another day I had sent lunch up to the cockpit for the passengers and captain.  We had just spent the morning at the Bubbly Pool on Jost.  I went back down below to clean up the dishes.  When I went to check on the guests again, I saw that their sandwiches were all untouched, they  were munching on the Calypso Coleslaw and the Papaya Pineapple Salad yet inexplicably, no one had touched their sandwiches.
 
I looked at the captain, with that question in my eye of "What gives?"  His sandwich only had one bite left, which he chomped on it  happily.  Then he announced "She makes the BEST TURTLE sandwiches!  Eat up!"
 
After I assured the guests they had TURKEY and not TURTLE sandwiches, they seemed to enjoy them too.  But to this day, I wonder what they thought when the Swede first told them I had made them delicious TURTLE sandwiches.
 
 
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! 
 
With so many in the islands juggling more than just one lover, Valentine's Day must be especially confusing (if not dangerous!)
 
That reminds me of a Wayward Pirate story about Valentine's Day... 
 
A friend who always kept  her life rather private, was found in a pool of blood and rushed to the hospital, close to Valentine's Day.
 
They say gossip spreads faster than wild fire...
 
Imagine the fun at the  hospital,  when hours later, while the patient was undergoing emergency surgery,  not one, not two, but THREE lovers turned up at the hospital within minutes of each other, inquiring after the patient!
 
And you wonder why they keep security guards at the receptionist's station...

- Loo or Lou or Who
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Sat, 13 Feb 2010 19:25:22 EST
Ferry passing by Jolly Roger in West End Tortola BVI
 
Rolled up on the Sea Shore in a French Wine Bottle:
Simply to let you know that I sent a copy of your book to my eldest who lives in California, and he messaged me to say that it's one of the funniest books he's ever read. However, it may surprise you to know that when he'd finished it, he placed in his guest loo for all his visitors to see and possibly read while doing their naturals.  I'm sure I could get a few pictures if I asked him kindly!!
 
'Luv  Frenchie
 
***For those of you from elsewhere, a Loo is also a bathroom or restroom or water closet. It's where the toilet is kept *tee hee hee*  Not to be confused with Lou, who owns the Jolly Roger...
 
We look forward to these pictures...
 
 
 
 

- The Volcano Blew!
  • By DearMissMermaid at aol.com
  • Date: Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:30:45 EST
Thar she blows!  Ash shot up 9 miles into the sky! 
 
Partial dome collapse Montserrat
Caribbean Hurricane Network
Today a partial dome collapse event occurred at the Soufriere Hills volcano. This was a pretty big event with ash rising to at least 50000ft! ...
 
 
 
 
 
LIAT suspends flights due to airborne volcano ash clouds ...
By admin
JOHN'S, Antigua, February 11, 2010 – LIAT wishes to advise that it has been forced to suspend flights into and out of Antigua because of airborne ash clouds from the Soufriere Hills Volcano in Montserrat. LIAT continues to assess the ...
 
 
 
See ya on the water!
 
 

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